God, I will never go to the statuary Christmas party again. It wasn’t the party games, despite Hercules winning every time, or snogging a drunken Aphrodite behind the grotto. No, it was the dancing. You would not believe just how heavy Venus can be when she steps on your foot.
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It's all very well having classical statues posing all over your garden. But not all of them are as well behaved as I am. Never work with children or animals, isn't that what they say? There I was, rushing back into position for sunrise and splat! I trod in it.
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